Hey Eddie,
Looks like some core Magento files are missing from your installation — specifically Mage/Core/functions.php and Varien/Autoload.php. These are essential for Magento to run properly.
Here are a few things you can try:
Re-upload the Magento core files – It’s possible the upload was incomplete or corrupted. Try re-uploading the /app and /lib directories from a fresh Magento 1.9.0.1 download.
Check file permissions – Make sure the web server has the correct permissions to read the files.
Verify the include path – The errors suggest that PHP can’t find the required files. Double-check your include_path and make sure it points to the right directories.
Let me know if that helps!
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